February 2012
I’m like a fucking cat in heat…
People are fucking stupid if they honestly believe bad reviews will take down Britex.
Nothing will take down Britex.
“When the woman answered the door, she looked at my daughter and said, ‘We don’t...”
– Girl Scout troop leader Kim Douglas • Discussing a recent situation her 10-year-old daughter faced when going door-to-door to sell cookies. Douglas’ daughter, by the way, didn’t know what abortion was. “It left my daughter very shocked, confused,” Douglas said. “She said, ‘Mommy, something creepy...
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xvxavier:
So here’s the deal:
If you openly judge someone based on their physical appearance (skin, hair, clothes, subjective attractiveness, physical modifications)
you are awful.
What if they are wearing two polo shirts? And what if they popped the collar on one side?
What if they are wearing chinos with a polo tucked in and they are not at work?
HMMMMM?
I feel like you didn’t...
I was trying to listen to my coworker today and all I could think was
“I really need to take nudes with my new hair”
Ask me →
1. Are looks important in a relationship? 2. Are relationships ever worth it? 3. Are you a virgin? 4. Are you in a relationship? 5. Are you in love? 6. Are you single this year? 7. Can you commit to one person? 8. Describe your crush: 9. Describe your perfect mate: 10. Do you believe in love at first sight? 11. Do you ever want to get married? 12. Do you forgive betrayal? 13. Do you get jealous...
Dolphins are 'people' say scientists →
ofthevastexpanse:
abaldwin360:
Dolphins deserve to be treated as non-human “persons” whose rights to life and liberty should be respected, scientists meeting in Canada have been told.
A small group of experts in philosophy, conservation and dolphin behaviour were canvassing support for a “Declaration…
dolphins are smarter than humans, they just play all day and eat and have every sort of...
Anonymous asked: I had a dream about you eating me out and you were really good at it B|
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I can’t wait until I’m not poor so I can stock up on (faux) leather, chiffon, and velvet. I will fuck this shit up.
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One time I pretend fell in love with this dude and we were crazy about each other.
And one day he said he’d take me into the wilderness and we would live there forever together (forever is like a year)
And we never did.
And I would do anything to say fuck it to civilization and run away with the partner I’d love forever and ever.
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SASSY KYO PT.2
jrockislife:
mashachu:
SUGARY CARNIVAL
Dude the thing about septum piercings are you get REALLY fucking brave because it doesn’t hurt until you have to use your face.
matt z., matt s., matt w., matt b.
girlof1000dreams:
historically i have loved three matthews. my first real boyfriend’s name was matthew saari, pronounced like the apology. my sister’s first love’s name was matt, too. we both dated two matts at the same time.
My dad’s name is matt, I have dated two matts
Historically I have too
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The first time I met Michaela.
nerdvirginxvx:
I know you guys don’t care. But this is my blog and sometimes I talk about my feelings. Feelings are weird.
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Confession: Michaela and Mike are one of my OTPs and I haven’t met either in real life.
Anonymous asked: what is your ideal penis? both in terms of length and girth and cut/uncut.
bottomlessseas:
One time I wrapped a fruit rollup around my ex-boyfriends dick and I sucked it
and then I ate it
THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVER.
More tmi! It’s fun!
I like being a bwad gurl
